This is my Uncle. His name is ikevoidzimoletits Now Fuck off Cunt
Help The Fortnite llama Ate my Dick off
To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.
"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"
a part of the language munchkinish created by 6th graders meaning "hell hole"
"chicken nuggets and ketchup in a llama ledge"(go away and die in a hell hole)
Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you
I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.
When a person is stuck in a yucky situation in which their mouth is dried and sticky.
I can't believe that poor girl had to go through that thirty minute make-out session with that boy, i heard he had mad llama mouth!