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Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.
Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.
An ecig, the words a cloud machine describe an ecig by the clouds that come from the machine
"Yo pass us my cloud machine"
"Don't you mean ecig?"
"Same thing bro"
A fool who can’t get enough attention. Often opens up messages immediately after receipt.
This fool Felix is such a thirst machine.
'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.
Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.
Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.
the second best cold war zombies map pronounced D-I-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-E but huge gays call it D-E-E - M-A-C-H-I-N-A
jimmie- hey bro wanna play some diee machina zombies?
landon- its pronounced die machine you fucking failed abortion.
The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.