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minor magnet

an adult person who is attracted to and dates/ texts minors. (is a pedophile)

“Have you seen his new girlfriend?” “Yes he sure is a minor magnet

by skenny08 July 26, 2023


Magnetic Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but involves fire and staples.

You would look good in a Magnetic Tie.

by Whutu October 4, 2021


mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019


Magnetic Flux

This is apparently a term that is used to refer to the molecular makeup of the soul.

R: The soul is made of magnetic flux
A: What..

by formeireallylikecone April 1, 2023


maggot magnet

A person with a wide and gaping wound or Corpse/Zombie

The zombies from The Walking Dead after a few days was maggot magnets because of their Rotting Flesh

by EmJayee September 30, 2017


magnetic poo

get your magnetic poo right now for $2.18 singapore dollars

only available at selected Daiso stores in singpost or parkway parade

woah! look at that magnificent magnetic poo!

by magneticpoo August 14, 2024


Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs

Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!

by Kassandra and Evan July 21, 2009