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When you fuck your girl anal till she has a pink sock. After you blow your massive load all over her face, You do the mario jump, flip, and kick!
Dude, Last night girlfriend came over to my house and I gave her the Mario Maneuver.
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Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.
*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*
Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!
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Mario and Luigi give their opinion about a topic,what Luigi says is bad and what Mario says is good
ex:Mario and luigi say their opinion on quiting:
Mario says:Give a nice letter to your boss informing him you do not want to work there anymore.
Luigi says:POOP AND THE FLOOR AND HIT THE DOOR!!!
The 6th mario kart game. If you couldn't tell if is on the Wii. It was realeased in 2008
It introduced the Wii wheel which was basically a plastic wheel that you put on your remote. This idea was a big success with the casual market and became is the most popular mario kart game. It had some new ideas like tricks and bikes. You can also get the very controversial thunder cloud item
Despite this is has some very advanced competitive mechanics for example shortcuts that require skill to perform like the grumble volcano rock hop. This has kept the game alive and many people still play it today
The online mode has shut down but the is a custom server called wimmifi. If you join a game you will see a lot of funky kongs on flame runners and daisies on mach bikes. This is because those are the most overpowered loadouts. Everyone jokes that it should be called funky bike wii
The is many more with the biggest by far being CTGPR by which has the ability to play custom tracks online
Mario kart wii was a fun game
A vacation gone wrong. Mario's reason was because of a character (not going to spoil) dressed as him and made a mess.
Random dude: My vacation went badly!
Nintendo fan: I guess it's Super Mario Sunshine?
The dude: bruh?!
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A Super Nintendo game made by Nintendo. The best Mario Kart game ever. Better than Mario Kart 64, better than Mario Kart Super Circuit, better than Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and better than Mario Kart DS.
"Let's play Super Mario Kart instead of one of the other overrated Mario Kart games!"
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A very famous video game from 1996. It is often named "The greatest video game of all time". It was the first video game to have 3-d graphics. It is very unique and they had nothing to base it off of. As far as the game plot goes, Peach calls Mario to her castle for cake but Bowser kidnaps her and seals the star power inside these paintings that you must jump into. You will need to collect 80 stars to save Peach and watch the ending sequence but if you collect all 120 stars, the cannon outside the castle will open and you can blast yourself to the castle roof and you will meet Yoshi there. If you talk to him, he will reward you by congratulating you for completeing fun although at the end of the message, its says "The Super Mario 64 Team". He then rewards you with 100 lives and jumps off the roof. There is a total of 15 paintings and you must collect certain numbeers of stars to open each and some require keys. You can get keys by beating bowser in 3 places.
Man 1: Did you play Super Mario 64 yet?
Man 2: Yeah. Its too awesome!
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