Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.

Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.

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mark hamill

The guy who Disney girls will mistake for Zac Efron.

I witnessed a girl watch Star Wars for the whole 2 hours just because she thought that Zac Efron was playing Luke Skywalker, until I told her that its Mark Hamill.

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Stretch marks

The beauty held behind the skin.

The stretch marks on your body represent the beauty inside of you.

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Mark Of The Whore

n: slang
A tattoo used to identify sexually loose females.
Tattoo or "Mark" a.k.a. "Coaster" is located on the lower portion of females back. Usually the tattoo is of a butterfly or tribal design, sometimes both.

It can be helpful when trying to avoid the diseased sluts in a bar circuit. Most young woman who carry the mark also carry S.T.D.'s.

"She has a huge mark of the whore."

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skid marks

The lines of poop that are left on the toilet after one flushes and are very hard to clean out.

"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"

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Beauty Mark

A small brown or black dot that can be located all over the body. Where ever this dot is located that spot is considered beautiful.

Sweeto: I recently found a beauty mark on my neck.

Vaeh: So... what does that mean?
Sweeto: OBVIOUSLY MY NECK IS BEAUTIFUL!!
Vaeh: OK chill.... what that neck do that makes it beautiful?

Sweeto: ... Its just pretty when I wear jewelry smh

Bitchclamation Mark

Refers to the practice of punctuating a sentence with the word "bitch". Often used in badass action hero one-liners.

Use a bitchclamation mark to add oomph to any statement or to emphasize that you have just pwned your enemy.

Examples of the Bitchclamation Mark in use:

This is for emphasis, bitch! - TV Tropes
You're not the only one with a gun, bitch. - Avatar
Science. It works, bitches. - XKCD