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Maya is a piece of shit.
She is a walking hell.
person #1: Yo, this girl looks like a Maya
Dan: You know Maya?
Jack: Everyone knows Maya. She’ll do you right with that Hwuak Tuah!
Maya is an unstable, constantly crashing, hellscape of a software used in CGI for a lot of stuff. Originally developed by Alias Systems in 1998 it was bought up by the devil itself Autodesk Inc (in 2005) who has since then added nothing or outdated features at each release. It is currently the most widespread 3D software in the cinema industry (for now) and has a large range of uses thanks to the frankenstein nature of all the third party plugins that have been bought by Autodesk and shoved into Maya like you would combine a chicken and a cow using crackers and cement to hold the whole thing together.
You can model, rig, animate, light and render in Maya. The other features are shit and subpar compared to other softwares that will be used instead in the pipeline.
The only good "native" renderer equiped with Maya so far is Arnold which is again an old 3rd party plugin reattached to the main program with the talent of a mad gorrila. This renderer has it's own shaders and nodes that are way better than native Maya ones but manage to crash like 50% out of 90% of the time.
If you are working without saving, then may whatever you believe in help you because Maya has no mercy upon your poor soul and you will suffer loosing 5 hours of work to the beast.
John: "Maya didn't crash!"
Sam: "Yet..."
The best friend you could ever have.
They will never fail to make you laugh.
Sometimes you may not get along perfectly, but you know that they will always be by your side and will always do things in your favour.
Their very reliable and loyal. They may seem tough at first but once you get to know them they really are a sweetheart.
Person 1-I’ve met this new girl, Maya, she’s really sweet and absolutely hilarious
Person 2-sounds like a Maya to me
I have a Maya in my life and they really have made it brighter in every way possible, this post goes out to my lovely friend, I really love you with all my heart and I will never let you go
a empire which found the stars, existed from the romans to the Kingdom of Naples, lived for about 1700 years and were undistebed until the conquistiadors came from christiphor deciding to take the americas and die. then they landed in Mayan territory and gave the good ol Smallpox to them. then the mexicans catch em and now they are enslaved. L Spain W Mayan Civilatiation.
Mayans are people who live in Guatemela.
Also in Belize and Yucatan!
The smallpox came and wiped out most Mayans
Spain took there lands and rights away.
The last unenslaved group of mayan was captured in 1901.
e e e e e
a name commonly used for a uhaul lesbian
Wow, she just met that girl yesterday; she's such a Maya.