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To engage in the act of sex near a window in doggystyle then to pull out and have ur friend begin as you walk outside and wave to her.
I pulled the mystery men on my girl and she didn't wat left her!
One of the worst books I have ever read. It had horrible grammer and the majority of the novela did not mak sense. A big retard and his skinny friend work on a ranch. The retard kilss a puppy and a girl by petting them and shaking them too rough. The skinny friend shoots the retard to save him from jail.
How depressing. Thank god it was only 105 pages long. Don't read it.
Colleen: Do you want to read Of Mice and Men with me?
Jordan: *Sets self on fire*
- I'ma goin' go home and rock out to some Men in Skirts.
- Wine is what I want. Men in skirts is what I need.
They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man and dick u down real good.
Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.
the truth, scorching hot tea sister!
Person 1: Men are trash!
Person 2: Men can stay pressed because of these facts, but any half wit knows that it's true.
Person 1: Drag them sis!
1. used to describe the person asking for the subject/topic to be discussed in layman's terms
2. your father
3. the person you look at in the mirror
don't be stupid: only lame men ask for things to be explained in layman's terms
Men who are from Iran, Afghanistan or Tajikistan
persian men are hot asf and thats a fact