mexican taxi

When more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.

1: Dude, we crammed 9 people in my Jeep. We did a total Mexican Taxi.

2: Hey, get the fuck outta my car. This aint no mexican taxi.

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Mexican Standoff

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation

Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.

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mexican olympics

The Mexican Olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the United Staes and Mexico. Events include Swimming, Long Jump, High Dive, and Sprinting. All who participate either end up shot, or usually end up living in the USA for at least 3-5 years before being deported.

"Jose and Juan are going to the Mexican Olympics today" - enrique

"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique

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mexican barbwire

broken glass, usually from beer bottles, cemented points up on top of a block or concrete privacy wall.

"I was going to hop Chico's fence last night and take the rims off his Impala, but I got cut up by his Mexican Barbwire."

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Mexican Bean

A dirty mexican vajj that is on its period while using a taco shell as a maxi-pad and having sex with a donkey.

That women has the nastiest mexican bean!

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Mexican Touchdown

The hit on a pinata that breaks the pinata open.

The stampede for candy started once Jimmy scored a Mexican touchdown.

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mexican brick

cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.

Sell me mexican brick for 300 dollars an OZ again and ill stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon

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