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a very extreme porn fetish
man that dude is wierd he loves to stay home and watch midgets under water.
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The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.
Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.
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well you get a tater gun load it with a net and when you see a midget walking down the street you shoot him with the gun the net will capture him and you jump on him real fast and tie his arms and legs together grab the end of the net and beat him on the ground real hard till it knocks him out then take him to the taxidermy and get him stuff and put him on the wall until and you find a shorter one its a world wide sport
hunter: come here you little midget
midget: your never gonna catch me you big....person
hunter:im gonna catch you little shit
midget:run run run you cant catch me im the ginger bread man
hunter: for those little legs you can run pretty fast
*boom* the net catches the midget
midget screams
hunter: just like catchin howgs in the old days *spits*
MIDGET HUNTING SEASON: AMDERICAN SPORT
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the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.
(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"
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An intentionally racist and socially unacceptable term for a cunt, asshole, whore or mother fucker you despise.
What a fucking retard midget slave. Or simply: Retard midget slave.
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In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.
Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?
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1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.
2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. Stroking yourself until climax.
I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.
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