milk wrench

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

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Cock milk

A man's ejaculate; sperm; seed; semen; knuckle children; or penis puke.

There's no use crying over spilled Cock milk.

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Maple Milk

A concoction consisting of Maple Syrup and Milk created by basically... every kid ever and not just two idiots from the south.

"Hey, I heard two Mikes invented this Maple Milk".
"If by 'two Mikes' you mean 'I've had a stroke and am saying stupid things', then yes".

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milk chicken

wigger, wanna be, needs to call 1-800-WIG-OUTT

Vanilla Ice was the OMC (Original Milk Chicken)

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milk man

the who was fucking your girl while you were out.

the milk man ruined my marriage

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man milk

Slang for cum, which sounds like it came from 1970s porn because it's kinda light-hearted and giggle-inducing, like many porn films (not all tho) were back then.This term is mainly used by punk rockers and freaks. I have never heard anybody "normal" say it. My man says it a lot, and he is a straight up freak. Here's an actual quote.

*B*( the boi): I know you want the man milk, sweetie..and if you work hard and stay real, you'll get to drink all of me......
Me: :-)~~~~~~~~

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Milk Brothers

Two men who have shared a particular sexual partner consecutively, although not necessarily in quick succession. The essence is, your Milk Brother was the last person to have slept with this particular partner before you did. (Like blood brothers have shared blood, milk brothers have shared milk, at least symbolically.)

Guy at Party: "Why does Javier's girlfriend get all tense, but also kinda flirty whenever Claude is around?"

Guy 2: "She used to bang Claude. In fact, Claude and Javier are Milk Brothers"

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