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Quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation.
My angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so I quickly threw down some matador money and took off.
Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”
Money that is gained by selling drugs
Dealer: you want some money
Dealer's friend: I don't want that dope money
The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.
I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!
A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.
Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...
Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?
Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
Money recived from your mother that has not been earned by work.
Similar to Daddy Dollars
Mom can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?
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When the marginal value of the next $ = 0. The point at which an individual, after acquiring absurd wealth, ceases to care about his/her reputation, and ceases to concerned with the economic repercussions of his/her future actions. Otherwise know as "f*** you money".
Bernard Madoff was on the verge of achieving F.U. Money status, at which point he would have retired to a non-extradition country and sipped Mai-Tais with Milton Waddams.
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