hood movie

Movie that takes place in a poverty filled urban environment(neighborhood).

Movie must portray three characteristics.

1. The neighborhood must taste like poverty. “There’s always a party in the street”

2. There must be be representation of a minority race. Blackicans, Mexicans, peurto ricancans, dominicancans.

3. There must be a betrayal. Someone must die.

On an added note Spike lee’s Do the right thing sets the standard for Hood movies world wide. While being a perfect 10, movies can be up to par but never the equivalent.

Examples of hood movies:

1. South Central
2. Boyz n da hood
3. Set it Off
4. Any movie produced by Ice cube
5. Tyler perry movies are not hood movies
6. Gang of New York (although shows the poverished, famished Irish as an urban population in a timely fashioned ghetto), will not be considered a hood movie. The westside story etc. etc. *refer to rule #2

Do the right thing is the greatest hood movie of all time.

Hey, who checked out the new hood movie.

Which hood movie do you perfer?

The Movie Bomber

A very odd movie critic with a weird, controversial slash-and-burn style. A guy who dresses up in camo, a green t-shirt with a Koran phrase in Arabic on it, and a black balaclava (face mask). Basically a "terrorist" who reviews movies.

www.themoviebomber.com

THIS MOVIE WAS CRAP and I GIVE IT ONE RPG ROCKET!!

I AM THE MOVIE BOMBER!

Animated movies

Drugs for children, used by parents to get them out of their hair so they can have at least 5 seconds of time to check their social media profiles and post a funny cat video on them.

Child: MUUUUUM!
Mother: 'hands child remote' Go watch some animated movies or something.
Child: 'dissapears with remote'
'faint noises of My Little Pony play in background.

g-movie

you do not want to tell him that you were fantasizing about getting close because he will take it the wrong way and accuse you of premature ovulation.

"i do not want you to know that in my b-movie, or rather g-movie, i had you between my legs while i was shaving my cat coz its winter and she got hairy"

lives in a movie

used in hebrew to describe a person which isnt connected to reality

"I dont know whats her problem"
- "well, she lives in a movie..."

snuff movie

popular genre of cinematic treat, often purveyed in holland and especially amshterdam, which cheifly involves the actual killing of the sad film's prontagonists, ususally in a sadistic and pervertedly sexual. I love it me.

titanic

making a movie

Looking for outside help. Making a scene.Trying to draw attention to a conflict that should be held privately.

"Look at Mark yelling and screaming, hes definitely making a movie."