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bhaddest teacher in history, tryna lemme tap that? put it this way her thang is thanging almost beat in the bathroom after seeing that ass.
“bro i almost nutted after seeing Ms. Borus this morning first period”
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A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit
A French midget that gets beat by A bagget and a piece of shit is Ms. Constantino
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The most underappreciated art in the WORLD!
Computerized art draw in a minor PC paint program such as MS-Pait
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Upward Bound Math and Science. Math camp done in band camp style. Summer school for smart kids. Held in multiple universities and colleges around the country. However the best one is held at Northern Michigan University in Marquette, Michigan. The Marquette UB(R)MS is a five week college-prepatory summer program involving courses in English, Math, Foreign Language, Science, and other useful (ha!) courses. Its also a place where kissing your girlfriend or moving a table to have a footrest gets you in trouble. Its also a place where borrowing a TV out of one of the other rooms is perfectly acceptable, so long as the wrong T.C. didn't catch you (or you had inside help). It's also a place where video game equipment and most electronics are banned, but when the R.D. and the two male T.C.'s walk into your room (which has like 15 people in it at this point), they marvel at the projector you have set up. You can stay up all night, and the problem on no sleep is solved when you shotgun an energy drink with your best friends. Its also a place where a T.C. will join you.
The (R) stands for Regional, because the program used to involve high school students from Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan. However, the state of Michigan forced the program to de-regional-ize (just made that up), thus the R is in parentheses for those of us who remember the good old days. The (R) also stands for Rawesome, and once they dropped it the program went down the gutter.
Elliott: Where are you going this summer?
Clarissa: UB(R)MS.
Elliott: What's that?
Clarissa: It's summer school for smart kids.
Elliott: Doubt I could go then.
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The kinda teacher to treat everyone like a retard or st because she is “supposedly smarter” than everybody. She also loses a crap ton of people’s homework and other class assignments. She is also extremely loud at times for very poor reasons. Also soon to retire
Mrs/Ms Mendoza“Dave I don’t have your paper”
Dave “Can I look through the ones that are graded?”
*1st paper on stack*
Boi 👋🏿
being a bitch and/or drinking out of cups
Will: Why couldn't you go to the party last night?
Zack: My mom wouldn't let me. She was chillin with Ms. Sand.
When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.
Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson