muff melt

a slang term for female ejaculate

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"

Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

Muff-bluff

When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.

I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

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muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

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muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

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hairy (muff)

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fair enough'. i.e. hairy muff - fair enough. As with most Cockney rhyming slang, the rhyme is usually shortened to just the first word - "hairy"; hairy (muff). Originates from Orpington area of South East London suburbs.

"Can I borrow a quid?"
"Nah sorry, need it for the train."
"Hairy (muff)."

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