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A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".
Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.
Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.
Another term for scissoring; two vaginas making out.
Do you think those two chicks are just friends or scrubbing muffins?
when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.
Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!
When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.
Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer
The act in which one must swim through a sea of fat rolls, in order to seduce a large woman
John was into bigger girls, he often enjoyed his experience with their PLUMPER-MUFFIN
A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.
Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.
Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.
Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!