a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it
that girl was mustache moaning on me
When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.
My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.
John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!
1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
A ring of menstral blood on the upper lip caused by eating a girl out on her period.
I didn't know she was raggin but when I cane up I had a wicked vampire mustache.