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When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.
It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.
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a nap taken after having a heavy meal.
johnny took a nigga nap after eating a turkey leg.
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A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
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The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.
Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.
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When fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. A cat nap...for fat people.
Damn, Craig's taking a fat nap again!
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When a girl sleeps with her face off of the pillow all night or just for a short nap, and makes sure not to sleep too deeply. This way, when she wakes up, her makeup is still perfect, and she looks like a "princess."
John and I have only been dating for a couple of weeks. I don't want him to think I'm ugly in the morning so I've been taking Princess Naps
My date is in an hour...I'm going to take a Princess Nap for 20 minutes before Eric picks me up
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