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A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).
"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."
"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."
"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."
"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."
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a nap taken after having a heavy meal.
johnny took a nigga nap after eating a turkey leg.
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A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
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The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.
Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.
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When fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. A cat nap...for fat people.
Damn, Craig's taking a fat nap again!
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When a girl sleeps with her face off of the pillow all night or just for a short nap, and makes sure not to sleep too deeply. This way, when she wakes up, her makeup is still perfect, and she looks like a "princess."
John and I have only been dating for a couple of weeks. I don't want him to think I'm ugly in the morning so I've been taking Princess Naps
My date is in an hour...I'm going to take a Princess Nap for 20 minutes before Eric picks me up
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