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This day is dedicated to that one girl or boy named samy, sam, or Samantha. Although they get very annoying and awful to be around, we have to give at least one day to them.... sorry;)
Hey I heard it’s National Samy Day. That one annoying person right? Well whatever.
September 30th a day we’re you can dance like no one is watching
Omg lays dance, it’s national dance day!
A day we celebrate Maurice and his photo shoot with trees
“what’s today and who’s that on the tree?”
“Oh it’s national maurice day and that’s maurice !!”
National Nagatus Day is a national holiday where you have to dress in all black and be absolutely down bad for Vise Elder Vex while simultaneously being bad at your job
Or
A day for appreciating the traumatised, evil trans guys out there
Person A: What are you going for National Negatus Day
Person: can’t decide between being down bad or making an appreciation post for the traumatised evil trans guys out there!
National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
If you want to Break Up with your Partner, this day is the day. second day of August, 2.8, is the national Break Up day. So if you are searching for a perfect day to break up, this day is the day. Good Luck
Partner: Why are you breaking up with me? Why exactly now?
You: Because its national BreakUp Day
November 4th: National Burning Day
The time of the year to go out and burn the gifts from your ex.
Me and the boys are getting rid of our girlfriends gifts tonight in honor of National Burning Day!