The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.
I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.
I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
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the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.
Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.
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A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.
Jane: โoh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!โ
When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.
ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap
(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash
Will is a clapped wasteman
When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.
I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!