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A private, Catholic school located in Bethesda MD. It is widely known as one of the most snobbish elementary/middle schools in the MD/DC/VA area. Enroll your sweet little kid and watch them grow up to become a selfish, spoiled brat at the end of 8th grade.
Faculty:
The faculty will leave out a banquet on the table to lure the children like rats. Disciplinary action will be taken if you even look at the food.
About 96% of the faculty will leave after 1 year because of some weird pregnancy problems and their passion for teaching religion.
Student life:
Expect to be bitchslapped from a white girl for wearing your hair weird
Expect to break windows and fall out of ceilings
Expect your teachers to awkwardly take off their wigs when they think "no body is looking"
Expect your teachers to make out with other teachers when "no body is looking"
Expect to have your chairs and books and desks legit thrown across the room when receiving a lecture
Where do you go to school?
St Jane De Chantal.
Lord bless your soul...
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december 7th is the day when anybody who is legally named Jane is required to shut the hell up for the rest of the day
Jane: hi
you: shut up! its december 7th do yk what that means?
Jane: no
you: its shut up jane day so you should shut up
Jane: ok
you: shut up!!!
To see a gay man whose appearance is very muscled and masculine, and then to hear him speak in a very effeminate voice. Used to ridicule gay men who try to hide their effeminacy by working out and adopting the appearance of a he-man.
At first I thought Kurt was really hot, but it was see Tarzan hear Jane. As soon as he opens his mouth you know he's gay.
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Generalized reference to an American Born Chinese (ABC) female, in a semi-mocking manner. kung fu
Watch out! She looks harmless but you never know what Kung Fu Jane is capable of.
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One's virginity from the use of marijuana. The V stands for virginity. One who has a Mary Jane V-Card is one who has yet to smoke weed. To take away ones Mary Jane V-Card is to try smoking pot for the first time.
broooo, ur 17 and still have a Mary Jane V-Card?! tonight, were gonna get fuucked up and take that ugly V-Card away from u.
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A particular woman that got killed on June 18th 1999
Person 1: Poor Mary-Adams Jane Pickett, may god bless her soul
Person 2: Chicago 1999 was brutal
The most irrelevant catholic school in the mcps area. Horrible teachers that usually leave after a couple years because of the high level of autism. Watch your little angel graduate de Chantal and become a stuck up holy child girl who has more than 2,000 followers on Instagram. Sounds worht it eh? Well no. They make you walk in lines. Yes, I said ALPHABETICAL ORDER lines. Teachers are useless to the point where you will have to teach yourself the material. The students at this school are gay as shit and there is not a single hot guy. The school is crawling with sickness and disease. We appreciate new students because they add a little bit of drama to the environment.
What school do you go to?
St Jane de Chantal...
So thats why I've never heard of you before.
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