pie lover

1.someone who enjoys pie. usually really awesome.

2.someone who is dating, engaged to, or married to pie. usually very strange.

I am a pie lover.

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Minge pie

A fanny eaten at Xmas.

Open up love. I'm ready to eat yer Yuletide minge pie.

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blow on the pie

When you have been out drinking or breaking into houses and it's 3am, you head to the local BP for a pie what must you do????????.....what must you do???????????
Blow on the pie, or suffer a thermonuclear death!

Cop "It's 3am and your going to the BP for a pie what must you do?!
Drunken criminal "I don't know?"
Cop "you must alway's blow on the pie, safer communities working together"

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pie o'clock

An exact hour and minute in time that occurs twice each day. 3:14 AM and PM

The real time is 3:30
"What time is it?"
"Sixteen after Pie O'clock"

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mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

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Pwnage Pie

A delish, freshly baked pie filled with the fragments of n00bs.

I was pwning so mcuh that de_dust looked like a smashed pwnage pie, so I took a break and ate some nooblet cakes.

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Pantie Pie

1. Another term or saying for a woman's pussy or vagina.
2. A reference to a vagina without sounding vulgar.

Used by a man
Man: Baby I would live to eat that pantie pie.

Used by a woman
Female: So why this nigga ask me for some sex, I said you can't have none this pantie pie wit your broke ass!

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