A raging homosexual who hates fun
Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes
jared is the most amazing person in the world. although he would say somethings that are a bit perverted but is actually hilarious because he does it to make people laugh. you will be very lucky to meet or be around Jared mostly because he makes people left and is very loved by others. everywoman is dying to be around him but are very shy to show emotion in anyway.
Jared is a sexy ass beast
1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini
1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend
A fellow Persian who is silky smooth.
He sure seems like a Jared.
Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…
Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.