blue nose

A term directed at fans of Glasgow Rangers FC by fans of Glasgow Celtic FC. Not a term of affection.

"We humped those blue nose scumbags 4-0 today"

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gaga nose

a nose, the size of which is disproportionately large compared to the rest of the face...effects of which can only be remedied by wearing uber distracting shit...ala Lady Gaga

did you see Farrah's face? she's straight up rocking a gaga nose

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stuffy nose

Alright, so you put your girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the bed or table or what not..Then you insert your dick into her mouth and plug her nostriles with each ball,therefore giving her a stuffy nose

Man comes home from work for some action to find his wife sick in bed.He asks her what is wrong.She replies i have a headache and fever.Husband replies. then you won't mind a stuffy nose

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Cunt nose

More or less a different form of the fuck face insult, but instead of having a fuck for a face, said person has a cunt for a nose. Its like a disability.

"Oi cunt nose, cunt off"
"Cunting hell mate, that cunt nose just nosed in on your cunting bird!"

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Choc Nose

To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.

You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!

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Big Nose

The term for someone with a big nose

Max:"Hey what's up guys"
Ben:"Shut up big nose"
Max:(Dies)

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Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".

A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.

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