blue nose

A term directed at fans of Glasgow Rangers FC by fans of Glasgow Celtic FC. Not a term of affection.

"We humped those blue nose scumbags 4-0 today"

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gaga nose

a nose, the size of which is disproportionately large compared to the rest of the face...effects of which can only be remedied by wearing uber distracting shit...ala Lady Gaga

did you see Farrah's face? she's straight up rocking a gaga nose

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stuffy nose

Alright, so you put your girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge of the bed or table or what not..Then you insert your dick into her mouth and plug her nostriles with each ball,therefore giving her a stuffy nose

Man comes home from work for some action to find his wife sick in bed.He asks her what is wrong.She replies i have a headache and fever.Husband replies. then you won't mind a stuffy nose

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Cunt nose

More or less a different form of the fuck face insult, but instead of having a fuck for a face, said person has a cunt for a nose. Its like a disability.

"Oi cunt nose, cunt off"
"Cunting hell mate, that cunt nose just nosed in on your cunting bird!"

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Choc Nose

To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.

You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!

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Big Nose

The term for someone with a big nose

Max:"Hey what's up guys"
Ben:"Shut up big nose"
Max:(Dies)

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Nose Diving

The act of pleasuring a female (usually in a penetrative manor) using the nose.

When a male/female uses their nose to stimulate the clitoris/prostate of another male/female.

"Ben's large nose was incredible for the occasional nose dive."

"My nose diving technique really gets the girls excited."

"I love it when my boyfriend nose dives, it makes me so aroused."

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