Going to Ohio

The act of achieving orgasm, either solo or with a partner. See Big O

"It takes us about 30 minutes to go to Ohio."

"I love going to Ohio, but I usually want to leave once I get there."

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ohio accent

A dialect spoken by a large number of people over 40 in Ohio, especially in the less urban areas.

Examples:

"Wash" is pronounced "warsh" or "worsh"

The "a" in words like "national" and "fashion" turns to "nay-tional" and "fay-shion"

Every day of the week ends in "-dee" like "Tuesdee" or "Fridee"

"I said" turns into "I says" (pronounced "I sez")

"Remote" turns into "channel changer" (some young people also say it this way)

(Old person with Ohio accent): So I says on Tuesdee, don't forget to throw away your traysh and warsh your hands.

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Ohio University

Oldest college west of the Allegheny mountains, estd. 1804 a year after Ohio was founded. Where most of the average suburban white kids goto college who couldn't get into a better school...

Case Western, Miami Univ, Oberlin, Kenyon, Michigan, Indiana

Ohio U... isn't that one of the biggest party schools?

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Ohio Orgy

when multiple men and woman cover themselves in mayonaise and tobasco sauce and commit acts of sexual refrence,Then they continue to lather baby oil and relish on a slip and slide and have fun for hours!

Hank: What did you do this weekend?
Larry: Man I Don't remember, all i know is that i ended up smelling like mayonaise.
Hank: Oh Shit! You Must Have Been At Peggy's Annual Ohio Orgy!
Larry: Yes!

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Ohio University

A public university in Athens, Ohio, OU is a huge party school where the only things to do are party or study because, again, it's in Athens, Ohio. Unfortunately for its reputation, most people choose the former if given a choice. Although obviously not true of absolutely every student, the majority of its students are only there because they couldn't get into the academically superior Ohio State University or Miami University.

Why did Ohio University have to cancel its reenactment of the story of Christmas? It couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

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Wyoming, Ohio

Wyoming High School is where everyone knows everyone. These are all rich preppy faggots. All the kids think they’re “hot shit” and try to come across as “gangsta” or “hard asses.” Truth is they’re a bunch of two faced little pussies who talk shit and act like they own the whole fuckin town. Rumor is some kid from the Wyo talked shit about some dude from Mt. Healthy and found himself on his knees begging twelve black guys not to fuck him up. They left him crying on the ground and egged the shit outta his house. Typical Wyoming kid fuckin with the wrong people.

Anyway, pretty much all of the people that live in wyo are rich and snobby. They act all thug until they're in front of someone who counts, and then they're the rich nancy boys we all know they are that piss on themselves. Most of these little fucks come from wealthy, families, and if you don't, then you probably aren't very cool. There are cliques everywhere and you wont be allowed to join if you didn’t go to the same pre school as them.

These kids would be no one if it weren’t for they’re parent’s money. They take advantage of their parents and their parents just hand them money for being alive. All the kids play soccer and dress like each other. They wear that gay ass ralph Lauren and lacoste shit and you’ll always find them wearing they’re “classy” sperry topsiders.

Wyo till you Dyo little fuckers

Wyoming High School Wyoming, Ohio

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Struthers, Ohio

The armpit of Mahoning County.

BO can be smelled at the border of Struthers, Ohio.

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