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A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.
Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.
Person 2#: Shit, shit.
beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness
maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room
at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress
When you wish for something bad to happen to get you out of something you don't want to do.
Example 1
Person 1: "Did you hear? Brandon got Covid so he gets a whole week off work."
Person 2: "Man, I wish I had that negative blessing."
Person 1: "If you visit him you might find what you're looking for."
Example 2
"I could really use a negative blessing right now."
When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.
I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.
Combination of the US originated "hella" and the London use of the word "bless" to signify that all is well .
Yo that tune//girl/munch was hella bless !
The burning sensation in ones rectum when passing stool the day after ingesting a spicy meal, giving a person 2 instances of enjoyment out of the hot spices. Thus, a "second" blessing.
- "Whats that loud scream coming from the bathroom?"
- "Oh, thats just Steve, enjoying his second blessing from yesterdays beef vindaloo"
To get your dick sucked so good that your legs shake
shawty really is going to bless the temple today in the school staircase