Man number 1Have you heard about god
Man number 2 you mean Craig
The most beautiful and radiant boy across the land, his smile lights up the universe shining brighter than any star. He is my beam of light in this cold solace place of solitude. I’ll love you forever and then on
My little snow bunny Craig is the cutest thing ever
An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963
"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"
Craig, he’s a big stroking nonce, who really likes the smell of mouldy cheese and pickled onions. Craig also tends to be shit at cutting hair unless especially skin fades.
Wow, craig, what a fucking tosser
Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig
An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)
"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."