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Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.
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A beautiful place only to visit it has no jobs no affordable places to live and is over run with drug and alcohol abuse. it is filled with rich snobby tourists and willing hot underage girls( see prostitots ) many celebs like to hide here during thier vacation time not to name any cause we cant chase them away, sadly we need their money too much.
wow this is a beautiful place honey we should move to Fernandina beach (husband pulling face out of young girls clevage) yeah honey just tell the butler to make arangements and to find us a house
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A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.
When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!
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Very nice area in Brooklyn, lots of Russians living there now, causing a great deal of jealousy among the old white-trash/American residents.
From May 15 to September 15 on weekends and holidays only, you can't park there, however you can park there Monday through Friday as long as it's not Memorial day, fourth of July or Labor day! Kinda stupid for the residents since they can't have friends over on the weekends for BBQs, unless the friends take the bus, because pple can only park in their driveways/garage (can fit a maximum of three cars).
The residents have a great deal with Kingsborough community college that allows them to use Kingsborough's beach during the summer; Manhattan Beach is a public beach and what ends up happening in the summer is that it gets swamped with ghetto trash from east new york who totally trash the beach; kingsborough beach, however is off limits to manhattan beach residents and kingsborough students/faculty only.
It borders Sheepshead Bay and Brighton Beach, so lots of shopping and restaurants, the only thing that sucks is that stupid assh&les park their cars on shore blvd and make lots of noise all night during the summer.
White trash resident from Brooklyn: "where do the Russians get the money to live on Manhattan beach?"
Answer: "Um, they all have college degrees in computer science and engineering, work their asses off, make lots of money and buy houses in Manhattan Beach!"
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Sounds like "son of a bitch". Used to avoid swearing by high schoolers. May have first been attested in the 1962 film, "Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation" starring James Stewart.
Mr Hobbs: "Let's go get some sun on the beach!"
(Some time later, his foreign maid quits because she can't tolerate his "swearing")
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Its a small urban,suburban, culture fuck of its kind. Located on the outskirts of tampa. Where metal meets rap. Where jincos,hacky sack and marijuana all collide. Where only 4 bandidos and one Asian live among the croud of rich and snobby, and down right 420 skater metal, glowstick carrying beings are born.
"Hey let's go listen to some jams and smoke at Apollo beach"
"Where you get that pot"
Apollo beach
"Where you get that crack"
Apollo beach
"Where you get those pills"
Apollo beach
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Chicks Beach is a neighborhood in Virginia Beach, VA. It's borders are the Chesapeake Bay to the North, Shore Drive to the South, Little Creek Amphibious Base to the West, and the Lesner Bridge/Lynnhaven Inlet to the East.
Chicks Beach is known mainly to the locals of Virginia Beach as a place where they can enjoy the beach without having to worry about running into tourists, especially in the Summer. This neighborhood is known for its laid-back vibe, and it's one of the most socially tolerant areas of the city. Many great bars/restaurants are in this area too, including places like The Green Parrot and Zia Marie's.
This neighborhood is mostly made up of large beach homes, smaller beach cottages/bungalows, and mixed-family condos.
I'm going to Chicks Beach to kick back and relax on the beach.
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