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A street beer is a beer that you take with you on a trip, obviously walking, to the store, pub, match, church, etc. This beer helps you get through all the mouth-breathing wankers that you may encounter on your trip. It also gives you that "running start" before you enter the pub or match. Also it may save you from that terrible dred you get while in church or the store. Upon arrival you dispose of the bevvy and access the institution. This maybe the answer to being infinitely cool. (Enter Shikari, 2009)
"Hey mate, you better toss that street beer before you go into the pub. Otherwise Daisy will kill ya."
When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender
- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer
- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer
When two males clash the tips of their penises together at simultaneous orgasm, causing the illusion of two full beer mugs being hit together causing foam to splash out.
Male#1: HEY! I think I saw Lance Armstrong riding his bike back there on the road.... I'm going to go back and try to talk to him.
Male#2: Got a man crush on lancey poo? Why don't you go beer mug with him.
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Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.
Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.
Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.
Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.
The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).
Oh man, he dropped his freshly opened beer. Looks like he's going to have to do a beer pony!