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A dorky little fool who doesn't really know fuck all but talks a lot of shit. A loser who can't even beat up a poster of bruce lee, get's his ass kicked by posters of bruce lee.
my girlfriend thought fM!Phil was a transvestite bag lady the first time she saw it.
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Someone who believes in justice and honor and will have no problem going to the end of the cosmo to make you pay bumping into him in a crowded elevator.
Don't touch his pills, he's a Phil tran
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Phil I the very definition of masculinity. As for he is the god of all twelve realms he is tasked with ensuring the safety of us more mortals so he comes to us in the form an extremely muscular and well charmed man and endows us with a portion of his godly powers in the form of flex tape.
The church of Phil Swifty
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To talk so much bollocks that others around can’t help but get wrapped up in said bollocks
“I invented google but I forgot to claim that I invented google, and somebody else stole my idea.”
“That’s such a Phil Peter’s pile of bullshit”
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When you're casually watching Dr Phil with someone and all of a sudden Dr Phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that's totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you - and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend's just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.
Dr Phil says: Picking your nose is bad manners. You look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle - a habit which you've pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. A dr Phil moment... justifies your position
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A serious conversation, usually between male friends, where life problems are discussed and sometimes resolved. A conversation about feelings, very similar to a heart-to-heart conversation, where one person takes the lead in offering advice and attempts to help the other person or people through their problems, sometimes resulting in an emotional breakthrough. A cheaper alternative to celebrity psychologist/t.v. host Dr. Phil McGraw.
Note: It is much easier for men to have a Dr. Phil session, rather than a heart-to-heart conversation, with each other because it is widely seen as being more masculine, and therefore more socially acceptable.
Tom: Did Larry tell you about all the problems he's having with his girlfriend?
Dave: Yeah, we totally had a Dr. Phil session the other night.
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Any family that is so screwed up that they need professional intervention.
"My neighbors kept me awake last night with all of their drunken fighting. Then their daughter was brought home by the cops... again. That's a real Dr. Phil Family there."
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