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panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy March 28, 2016


The Forest Whitaker Panic Room

When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.

The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.

Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.

by TostiBuilder February 27, 2018


Lily-panic

n. a term created by some Potterheads on Wattpad to define the degree at which James Potter is absolutely fu€king whipped for Lily Evans

v. when you start freaking out or panicking because of your crush or in some cases the person you believe to be your soulmate.

n. When Lily flirted with James he went into a state of panic. Lily-Panic.
v. I started lily-panicking because Blake complimented me today.

by SkyTheWeido February 2, 2024


Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021


Moral Panic

Controlled opposition.

Hym “Moral Panic and Controlled Opposition are both... Terms... and they both mean things.”

Dr. JeepJorp “BuT wHaT dO tHeY mEaN!?”

Hym “GET OUT OF HERE DR. JEEPJORP! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!”

Dr . JeepJorp *whimpers and hobbles away*

Hym “Jesus... Where was I? Oh! Controlled opposition. That’s why the Overton window exists. That’s why we’re kept in the feedback loop. You don’t care. You get your little dick sucked? Or your fat meaty cock gobbled? You manage to get some of your life subsidized? Are you not being crimed? Then you’re fine. Quit complaining about your life. I had to work hard to get where I am! Unless I lied. Then I just lied with every waking breath and everyone around me just went along with it. People don’t even know the difference! They can’t even think! They just accept the propositions. No matter how absurd.”

by Hym Iam December 2, 2022


Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper

by Pink Lemons March 18, 2020


Panic buyers

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020