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When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.
Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe
Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.
“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”
A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.
"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"
When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
When a Bisexual individual sees several people of different genders and finds both attractive.
Or;
Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.
Bisexual: ”Smash right?
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”