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Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
"Party in Pant" is an experimental comedy band that was formed by two idiotic friends on January 11th, 2020. Their "songs" consist of toilet humor, dark humor/dirty humor, and ironic titles and music all for comedic effect. The band's members are "Caveman," "Not Caveman," and the newest member "Crusader" (They all go by nicknames). Caveman is the lead vocalist who often coughs, moans, or rambles into the microphone. Not Caveman is the guitarist, background vocalist, keyboardist, and occasional drummer (basically he does most of the music shit) and Crusader is the main drummer but they all occasionally switch instuments for no reason.
"Did you hear the new Party in Pant song?"
"Yeah! It was...something...else."
Slang term for a penis originating in Dundee, MI
"I'm gonna pull out my pants pistol and fire my love bullets on your bitches face."
(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"
A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.
"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".
when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.
Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.
Is a description for an extremely sexy woman who may or may not be wearing tight pants. Regardless of the pant tightness she is said to be selling them in the form of an invitation for sexual intercourse.
Rich: "Is she selling?"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"