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When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.
Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.
Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
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to me she is a baka but to him she’s a caca and I’m a aboodlacaca because I’m the best :)
shay is kais caca or KAI PARKERS CACA
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The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
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In 1954 Honora Parker was murdered by her daughter Pauline Parker, then aged 16, and Pauline’s friend and probable lover, Juliet Hulme, aged 15.
The two girls killed Honora because Juliet and her father were leaving shortly for South Africa. Pauline wanted to travel there, too, but her mother forbade it.
The girls beat Mrs. Parker on the head with a half brick concealed in a stocking, and when the body was found they claimed that the woman had 'slipped and fell', though this was not in accordance with the forty-five wounds on the woman's head. The bloody stocking with the brick in it was found nearby.
The Parker - Hulme Murder Case was very odd.
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Arthur Harold Parker High School. A.H. Parker High School opened in 1900 as Negro High School then Industrial High School as the first high school for African American in Birmingham when John Herbert Phillips was superintendent.Parker High School was once the largest African American high school in the United States with 3,700 students. Parker is located at 900 Fourth St. North
Birmingham, AL 35204.
teacher: Give me a short summary of the history of A.H.Parker High School
Student: A.H. Parker High School first High School for African American students. Arthur Harold Parker was the principal of the high school. It was once one of the largest African American High schools in the United States
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The most perfect human ever made
Do you know Zero Alexander-Jaray Parker ? He’s perfect
The day where everyone worships the most beautiful and best human being to walk this Earth.
Omg its national Blake Parker day we better get the decorations out, and start praising.