The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.
She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”
A tomboy with a boyfriend
She’s such a pat love, I thought she was a lesbian
it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat
and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!
normal person:what
Pat de pepe is a modern slang term used when another person touches your penis/ dick/ pepe
yo man, she went all up and pat de pepe!
person 1: dude did you just see what Jake did? Im gonna kill him
person 2: woah there, pat the horse. No Jakes need to die today.
When you’ve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
“I was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet “