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When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.
Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.
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when you tit-fuck a hot momma, and blow your load on her chest so it looks like pearls around her neck
Guy: Yo, you got one fine face, I could see my pearl necklace around it now
Girl: Then why don't you come to my place tonight and we can see what it'd really look like.
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1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
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When you jerk off and come in your belly button.
Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.
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an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate
I gave that bitch a pearl eyesocket.
If you don't shape up, I'm gonna give you a pearl eyesocket.
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90's grunge band that's as good as sex.
Bf: That was some good sex!
Gf: Was like listening to Pearl Jam! Mmmmm....
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To wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one's penis in to the victims anus or mouth. (Multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged... (Obvious for female aggressors))
Jane had been star fishing for months, so I pulled a Pearl Harbour this morning to get her involved.
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