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A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!
The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.
When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.
First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.
I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.
The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.
She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!
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Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?"
"Dude except the penguin"
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The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".
However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."
Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
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The most skilled killer in the world who can do anything to destroy his enemies
That serial killer is like a Killer Penguin.
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