Stinky Pete

When someone dry humps another person until they cum and shit in their pants at the same time. And then right after they cum and shit, they hit the other person with a baseball bat.

Hey, I heard Dan gave that stranger a Stinky Pete

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Voice Over Pete

An epic gamer who fights with John wick in tilted towers to nae nae on those noobs, get the legendary chug jug, and secure the epic victory Royale and he always loves a golden scar

Voice Over Pete is such an epic gamer

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piss pot pete

There was a girl named Casey Brown, she claimed no man could pin her down.

Over the hill came Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of swinging meat.

Pete was fast and made a pass, stuck his dingey up Casey’s ass.

Casey was smart and ripped a fart, blew Pete’s dingey all apart.

Back over the hill went Piss Pot Pete with a hundred pounds of shredded wheat.

Piss Pot Pete he’s our man

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pete wentz

Cassie P.'s man bye.

Cassie and Pete have nonstop sex.

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Oh, for Pete's sake

A phrase saying "C'mon! Jeez!". Used when exasperated.

Tommy: Hey, man.

Jim: Hi.

Charles: "Wait up!"(far behind)

Jim and Tommy: "Oh, for Pete's sake!"

st pete squirrel

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.

maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.

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Jeez-o-pete

A G-rated Michiganian exclamation. Presumably related somehow to Jesus and Saint Peter.

"Jeez-o-pete! I can't believe I spilled all this potato salad on the floor!"

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