Tyler: Hey bill
Bill: What's up Tyler?
Tyler: The Phantom Lives!
Bill: Woooo!
When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.
This term is often used when describing someone.
"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."
"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
The constant feeling of shit dangeling from your butt hole while taking a shit but when you wipe nothing shows up
Bro I was taking a shit and kept feeling shit but nothing's there, it must have been a phantom hanger
Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?
Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!
Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.
That friend you've met for the first time, three times.
"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's
Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
aka Ghost Calorie, when someone engages in a strict diet but still gets fat.
'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine