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1.) audrey
2.) someone or something that is annoying,stupid, weird or even funny
my mom is such a penis pillow she just grounded me
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A pillow that a man often places between his thighs at night so that his penis and testicles are not uncomfortably squeezed by his legs.
My dick's been super uncomfortable while sleeping lately, so I used a penis pillow last night.
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Self explanatory.
Kitzuki and Poppy were in Poppy's room, listening to yaoi. Poppy got turned on by Kitzuki's sexy body, she grabbed her pillow, and grinded on it. Kitzuki said to the pinky, "Are you pillow grinding?" "Yeah," said Poppy. She moaned as she said that. Kitzuki took Poppy in her arms and the two girls shared a passionate kiss. Poppy whispered, "Fuck me as hard as you can, mommy." This turned Kitzuki on, so she pushed her submissive baby girl onto the bed. "Spread your legs, bitch." Poppy did as she was told. Kitzuki took off Poppy's clothes, and her own. Kitzuki then whispered in Poppy's ear, "Itadakimasu, baby." Kitzuki then ate Poppy's pussy. "Oh, fuck," Poppy moaned under her breath. Kitzuki rose up, her face covered in cum. Poppy looked at the redhead, and moaned, "Fuck me." Kitzuki got on top of Poppy and grinded on her. Poppy moaned like crazy, going, "Fuck, ahh, mmm, yeah, fuck, fuck me, mommy, yeah, harder." "Fuck, you feel so good," Kitzuki groaned. "Harder, mommy," Poppy moaned. Kitzuki slammed her vagina into Poppy's, and the two had very passionate sex, Kitzuki going harder and faster and deeper, as Poppy begged for it. "Kitzuki, I'm- ahh- I'm gonna-," Poppy moaned, and she was interrupted. "Shh shh shh, I know, baby girl, I know," Kitzuki said. "Do it for me. I'll cum with you." The girls cummed at the same time, Poppy screamed out, "Mommy!" Kitzuki growled, "Bitch."
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Being hassled by one manager when you were actually having a dispute with another manager. For this term to apply, the managers must be sleeping together.
I had an argument with Sally yesterday and this morning Bob called me into his office. They pillow teamed me.
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The practice of granting special privileges or bonuses only to high ranking members of an organization by another high ranking official(s). This is done at the exclusion and ultimately at the expense of non ranking members. The term is obviously derived from complimentary mints placed on the pillows at upscale hotels for "honored" guests. These mints come from the aprons of the low-paid hotel employees.
"Did you see the news? The school board just pink-slipped over 200 teachers because of the economy. Then they turn around and gave the administrators a 15 percent pay raise! Talk about pillow minting!"
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A person who farts on their girlfriend's pillow.
AJ Rothert is a goddamn pillow farter.
That pillow farter gave me pink eye
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A person who can't hold a poop. And deiceds to go into their pillow case.
pillow shitter means:
" Aww man, I really have to go. But I know I won't make it."
*looks at pillow*
" Well it is an emergency,"
" Well I guess I'm a pillow shitter now."
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