pimp ass

of extremely high quality.
Superlative prefix: Rimpity pimpity
See also spleen ass

"That's a pimp ass coat you've bought"

"We've won Kylie in a raffle? Rimpity pimpity pimp ass!!!!"

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tight pimp

A tight pimp is someone who is just a smooth operator. A tight pimp has got his pimp all together, operating succinctly with other parts of his game: flow, mojo, clothes, limp, etc.

"Oh that dude Kyle, yeah he be a real tight pimp."

"Mike, you know what? You be a bombass tight pimp daddy."

Etc.

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finesse pimp

A pimp that attracts and keeps prostitutes by using smooth talk and false promises.

Contrast with: guerrilla pimp

Donovan doesn't hit the girls so much, he's more of a finesse pimp.

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anti-pimp

a man or a woman who protects someone from a prostitutes pimp for avoiding paying.

You gonna call your pimp? Go ahead, my anti-pimp is on his way.

pimp stamp

n. a tattoo placed above the crotch, the antonym of "tramp stamp"

My new pimp stamp is gonna say "hey, you have nice eyes", that should be suitably creepy and weird.

Pimp Snuggle

When a shoulder massage is given to the performer of felatio on their partner

"I said suck my dick, Monique. If you swallow, I might be nice enough to Pimp Snuggle next time."

"I only Pimp Snuggle with my main bitch. That's way too intimate or random hook ups."

pimp loaf

A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.

Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?