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(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
hear about the latest police shooting?
Yes! I cant keep up those police are bust keeping us safe!!
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Something I'm glad does not exist.
Fuck the swearing police!
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Those that came after Chris Harrison. #bachelornation
The woke police love that woke justice.
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Ice Cube in 2020 if he was poor and unfamous.
“Fund the Police!,” Ice Cube rapped, logically, as a rational adult.
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Something you fuck in the ass. Biggest gang in the world
The police stole all my weed and smoked it fuck the police
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People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying
Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!
Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police
Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
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so sexy has so much sexer with cece and others. did i mention sex??? sexer?!!!? so much sexiesm.
Cece: Cringe Police came over last night ;)
Caroline: wtf he’s mine
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