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Man-pressed

The feeling when you want a man in your life but none are available; man deprived

I'm so man-pressed because I haven't had a boy romantically in my life.

by Violetdavain November 18, 2019


big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.

There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.

by Patriot Dave July 10, 2024


Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023


San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 15, 2022


Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010


putin press

Gay sex move

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press

by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020


Pressed

Feeling hopeless and or stressed

De(pressed)

Damn that made me feel pressed.”

by @alexisxmercer April 5, 2019