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something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.
srsly though who knows?
Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses
Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.
First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23
Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.
Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.
Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.
Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'
A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.
Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing, often without good cause, reason, or a point to doing it.
If someone wasn't having the police press people, why would they know what time the police usually back off at? It's not something most people would learn from experience, as jobs keep most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis to learn it that way.