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Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
a very cool song written by Grant MacDonald. He sings about a ranch, Ram Ranch, where 18 cowboys fucks eachother.
18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
When you have to take a massive dump. Also if being at a ranch on the country side. Abbreviation DRD can be also be used.
Man… I feel like I’ve gotta take a massive dude ranch dookie right now.
BRB, I gotta take that DRD if ya’ know what I’m sayin’.
My intestinal organs feel like they’ve gotta DRD right now.
To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication
We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey
When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.
(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)
Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.
People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing
Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch