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Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.
Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.
Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.
Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.
Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.
Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?
Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?
Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.
Teenage Boy 2: wat
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noun. A last second sabotage. Usually secondary to some lame excuse involving the French embassy less than 24 hours before you are going to cover for a co-worker who needs the time to study for medical board exams.
If I had more time to study I know I would have done better on that test. Instead I got Robert Fullicked at the last second by none other than Robert Fullick. should have seen it coming. He Fullicked me good.
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He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.
Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!
Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!
Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top
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The Japenese-American owner of the Kendo Gun Shop adjacent to the police station in the video game Resident Evil 2.
When Leon Kennedy, a main protaganist throughout the Resident Evil series, enters the gun shop, Robert is attacked by zombies. Leon attempts to save Robert, but is unsuccessful and Robert is killed.
In the original version of the game, Robert is shown holding a shotgun. The zombies break through a display window and jump on him before he is able to react. If Leon kills the zombies, he can take the shotgun off his dead body.
In the on-rails shooter Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles, Robert is heard yelling "Die, Goddamnit!" while Leon and Claire (another protaganist) are outside the shop. When they rush inside, Robert is lying weaponless on the floor as a zombie takes bites out of his chest. He reaches weakly out at Leon before going limp. After killing the zombie, Leon asks Robert if he is ok before realising he is dead. There are no weapons in the shop, just some ammo, grenades, and a first aid spray.
On his character profile for Darkside Chronicles, it is stated that Robert freely gave weapons away to defenders and therefore were no weapons left in the shop to defend himself with.
You would think that a gun shop owner like Robert Kendo would be able to survive a zombie outbreak.
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A passionate group of robert pattinson supporters on the imdb board. They are responsible for keeping the peace on the board when robert haters come.
I am a proud member of robert's mafia
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two people who like each other but can´t admit it so they say they´re just friends but everybody obviously sees they are more
friend : i know you like her
robert : dude chill we´re just robert and natalia
friend : mhm
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Gl Roberts is an ass high school.... the teachers there are shit and the grade nines this year are so annoying:)......the grade nines never stop running in the halls......Gl Roberts teaches make you work outside in the freezing cold.....Gl Roberts can not afford heat or ac because they are poor mother fuckers.....the janitors don’t know how the fuck to clean:) half of the kids hear smell like complete shit and dirty ass hole:).....and the cafeteria food taste like rotten ass:)
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