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A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.
Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.
Having a boner that is unintentionally visible through clothing
My dad stopped by while I was having sex with my wife. I think I played it off pretty well, but I know I was showin root
I cured her problem with a meat injection and some white root medicine.
25.806975801...
"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."
The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.
- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"
- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."
Hope or support for the failure of (a person or group in a contest/trial or undertaking a challenge).
“I was watching GBBO and hate-rooting for him because he reminds me of my shitty ex-coworker.”
“I will always hate-root for Ted Cruz”
You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.