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The act of of putting a fish up your ass for sexual gratification.
My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!
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when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time
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After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope
Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.
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Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.
My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.
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A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.
Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !
Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.
SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons
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The taste commonly associated with oral sex during a girls' period.
Damn, Me and Tawanda were messin' around last night. When I went down town it tasted like a roll of rusty coins.
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An aged but well maintained car, generally from the 1980s, that has been bought cheaply and lovingly restored to its former glory. Rusty Monkeys are typically bought cheaply (for less than £500) and restored to take part in charitable events, races, meetings or just for the fun of it.
Typical and popular Rusty Monkeys include the Audi Quattro, the old-style Ford Escort, the Ford Scorpio, the Trans Am and the original police Panda cars like the Ford Anglia.
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