A strong, independent, Jersey girl, who is never afraid to truly be over the top. She will laugh, cry, fight, and more than likely offend you at some point. A Sally laughs uncontrollably at completely inappropriate times. She’s the type of friend who if your house was burning down, would be outside making s’mores and hitting on the firemen. She is unique in her character and filled with love. Sally’s are uncomprehendable but indispensable!
Damn, Sally’s at it again!
You need a good laugh? Call Sally!
Don’t worry, Sally will get us in for free.
A strong, independent, Jersey girl who is never afraid to truly be over the top. She will laugh, cry, fight and more than likely offend you at some point. A Sally laughs uncontrollably at completely inappropriate times. She’s the type of friend who if your house was burning down, would be outside making s’mores and hitting on the firemen. Sally’s are unique in their character and filled with love. She’s uncomprehendable but indispensable!
Damn, Sally is at it again!
You need a good belly laugh? Call Sally!
Don’t worry, Sally will get us in and for free.
The hotest thickest woman to ever live
did you hear that Howie and Ben double penetrated Sally while hamish and lewis watched and jerked off
a stupid mfer who joined the myth fam at a random ass point and made a stupid ass group called “wpz” (wendys playzone) or whatever she so unbelievably ridiculously trashy simultaneously grandrously interest super zest fest do your best get some rest compressed not blessed do your best extreminated pest birds nest asshole
Whole ass myth fam: fuck u Sally
formed a stupid group called “the wpz”
Sally: hi im back from my “summer break”
Everyone else: *curses her out* fuck u Sally
one of the best people you'll ever meet. super cool, crazy, and in general a nice person. sally will always be there for you and if you're feeling down they'll make the best jokes ever. you'll never find someone else like them.
"I finally have a sally in my life!"
"good for you, man!"
The best mother in the world but when you get into your teenage years you think she might be annoying but she is just trying to be in your life and that's not a bad thing. She is very understanding and you can tell her anything. She is a crazy mother (as in always wanting to do something fun, like going out and having a fun time with the family) and encourages everyone else to come too. She is the best mother ever and you should be grateful you have a mother like a sally.
"I'm feeling very insecure about my body, i might go talk to Sally she always makes me feel way better about myself."