When you slap someone’s thighs really fast and say “Salmon thighs” just to confuse them.
*Serious conversation you don’t really want to be involved in*
*gives salmon thighs*
Other person “wtf are you doing?”
You: “giving salmon thighs”
Other person: “are you fat shaming me?!”
You: no that’s thunder thighs!
A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
*could also be said "Packing the salmon"
Euphemism for having sex
The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
a three some. usually consisting of a mexican male and two white females.
"Sally, Enrico, and I totally had fresh salmon last night"
Selecting a haddock pasty passed upon its background i.e. wild or farmed. The only two ways to tell are colour and leanness.
"Went salmon fishing last night bud, but that salmon was FARMED"
An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.
I was so drunk she gave me a Ribble Salmon and I didn't even notice until the next morning.